She wishes she was something else

Jenni!

Sat, 15 Apr 2006 18:00:29 GMT

I shot the computer, because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:21:58 GMT

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----i gave my number to
2----i ate a
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i am in love
6----i murdered
7----i shot
8----i gave a lap dance to
9----i chocked on
10---i bitched out
11---i had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a bum
7-------my dog
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------a ninja
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a door knob
23-------a condom
24-------my pshyciatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------gangster
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------beacause i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------Because Im a Sexual Bunny.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

Now make what u got the title of this and repost it within the next 2 minutes or else...
You'll have diarrhea for the rest of your life. (ha-ha)

Sun, 09 Apr 2006 01:58:59 GMT

alrighty then that last pregnancy post was an april fools joke though i dont think anyone actully read it but w/e...
but anyway on to the real information on monday april 3rd casey propoased to me and i know its crazy but i said yes and then oh yeah on the 5th i got fired so now i am back in atl yup so thats about it

Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:50:54 GMT

Which Harry Potter Male is Stalking You? by Dooreatoe
Name/Username
Favorite Color
Your Stalker	Sirius Black
Days he has been stalking you	63
Where he is right now	Don't look in your closet...
How do you find out?	He confesses his love to you in the hallway
How it all ends	He kills you, not being able to handle your beauty

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You are the secret lovechild of which two Harry Potter Characters? by astraynotion
Username
Hair colour
Eye colour
Favourite Harry Potter Book
Parent 1	Lord Voldemort
Parent 2	Colin Creevy

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What Do These Harry Potter Characters Think About You? by soccerspaz
Name:
Year:
House:
Harry Potter	thinks you're a snob and never wants to see you.
Ron Weasley	Is in love w/ you and would die for you.
Hermione Granger	Would like u 2 study in the library w/ her tonite.
Draco Malfoy	Would like to inform you that you make him horny.
Pansy Parkinson	Would like to tell you how good you are in bed.
Cho Chang	Says you are the perfect kisses.
Neville Longbottom	Says thanks for helping him with his potions h/w.
Seamus Finnigan	Asks to be your friend.
Parvati Patil	Summons you a boy from Beauxbatons.

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What Harry Potter character will you find under your bed? by kaitkaitkait
Name:
Age
Who	Severus Snape
You say:	"I must have died, because you look like hell."
He says:	"Grrrrr..."
He comes out, holding a	photograph of Neville Longbottom.
You react by	making tea.
And finally...	...you have the most fantastic sex imaginable, every night for the rest of your lives.

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what cool harry potter character icons are you?(srry about photobucket) by sam55lv
name
age
favorite HP character
Harry Potter icon
Ron Weasley icon
Hermione Granger icon
*Cedric diggory icon
*Viktor Krum Icon
*Fleur Delacour icon
Hogwarts house icon
Random HP Character icon

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Oh Shit!

Sat, 01 Apr 2006 20:03:06 GMT

fuck im pregnant... my mom is gunna kill me!

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:51:46 GMT

i call in sick
he hehe
i call in sick everyday
he hehe
i want to go home
:(
i want to smoke weed
:)
i want to get trashed....

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:13:46 GMT

oh yeah by the way younes is a fucking liar who can go fuck himself

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:12:13 GMT

wow life sucks fuck this
i am really starting to hate it down here nothing is stable down here everyone is leaveing my room mate is leaveing ,my new bf who i actully like is leaveing i want to go home i really hate not haveing any close friends :(

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:15:47 GMT

MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

and ANGEL IS SEXY!!!! OH MY GOD!!!
and no his name is not angel is pernounced an-hel he is from mexico city and did i mention he is sooo sexy. ok sorry no im not dateing him i just have a really huge like school girl crush on him

Sun, 05 Mar 2006 18:33:10 GMT

YOUNES IS MARRIED!!

FUCK!!!!

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 04:19:00 GMT

so yea life has like gone to hell but i dont think its hit me yet. like you know how if you got in a car accident and you got really hurt you wouldnt feel it cause of damn what is that word... WHATEVER forget it... hopefully you know what i mean
so about a week and a half ago blake magicly dissapeared and has yet to return my calls and then there was younes my new bf that i met at the club he stopped returning my calls about 4 days
i think he called blake the day blake stopped talking to me and then about 5 days ago when i realised i hadnt talked to blake in a while and i called him younes dissapeared
jeffery says they both turned gay and ran off together and are now going to have little gay babies(i dont mean that in a bad way towards gay people, its an insult to them because their both fucking homophobic)

so yeah like my life has completely fallen apart and strangely enough i am still alive and when i say that i mean im not sitting in my bed rocking back forth crying which in the past thats where i would have been in a situation like this. but you do know what this means right i am completely 100%ly single for the first time in about 5 or 6 years holly shit what am i going to do with myself

oh yeah and then there is this whole disney thing its great and fun liveing on my own but i think i miss my mommy(thought i dont really seam to have real feelings right now so i dont know) one feeling i do have though is annoyance at those STUPID tourists oh my god they are such fucking MORONS i just want to hit them some times and that is so not me at all i never really want to just hit people for the sake of hitting them
shit i feel light headed im going to bed

16 Days!

Fri, 27 Jan 2006 04:10:41 GMT

only 16 days left till i leave i cant wait but well yet at the sametime i am seriously nervious well cause you know i'm still a little kid on the inside(always and forever) and also i had a lapse of judgement twice in the past too weeks me n jen went out and hung out with her drug dealer friend mario and his friends. damn his friends oh my god their so cute. ok well back to my confession lol yeah so i ended up smokeing. and yes i am going to blame it on the fact that were we soooo cute(or atleast thats what i think i dont remember what they look like but i have a sense in my mind that they were cute shit i dont know) it was just too hard to say no though. and i want to do it again damn it but i cant i am a good cara innocent cant do it i cant fuck this up!

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 19:59:28 GMT

merry christmass everyone!
didnt get anything too fun but lots of very practical things like clothes and a cook book. which dont get me wrong i love them all but theres nothing to play with i hate being a grown up or atleast being treated like one

okay well im done talking about christmass things and on to my newest boy toy. yay he is so cute.. why the hell does he like me? thats all i want to know but what ever. i dont want to have to dump him in a month :( but any way i have a pic
chris

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 21:56:25 GMT

so yeah im at grandma's house up in vermont and there is actully snow this year but not like i can enjoy it or anything. im so freakin sick all i can really do is sleep, well possibly work up enough stregenth to come on here and whine for a bit. i cant even really properly come online either something happend to my laptop in the car and it broke the screen so it still works a bit but theres like all these cracks on the inside of the screen. the pic looks a bit funny but w/e it doesnt matter atleast it still works right. i have some good news though or well sort of good news blake is going to go to the disney program also so for the first few weeks in feburary he will be staying at my house with me, which is great but now i got to figure out how to get my other bfs to stay away...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I helped joneleth hide a body (-173 points). Last Wednesday I pushed darkangel80 in the mud (-17 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In November stryfe721 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Thursday I pulled beanyduck's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been nice (142 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
Pinkhaze666

Sun, 18 Dec 2005 06:00:02 GMT

You Are Dancer

Carefree and fun, you always find reasons to do a happy dance.

Why You're Naughty: That dark stint you had as Santa's private dancer.

Why You're Nice: You're friendly. Very friendly.

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

3577

Sat, 17 Dec 2005 07:34:50 GMT

:) drunk drunk durunk.. i love to be drunk. so yeah im alil tipsy right now... got in a fight with my mother finished off what was left of my alachol stash which god knows how old it was but w/e i dont care but yea

Couldn't help myself.

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:13:21 GMT

I'm sorry, I was bored.

What do Harry Potter Characters think of YOU? by WetWillie
What is your name?
What is your favorite subject?
Which word appeals to you?
Which of these would you rather do?
What do you think of Harry Potter?
Harry thinks...	you're using him to get with Hermione.
Ron thinks...	you're his soul-mate.
Hermione thinks...	you break way too many rules.
Fred/George think...	you've got fantastic legs.
Draco thinks...	you and him should have ten children.

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what do characters from Harry Potter think of you? by MrsCiaphus
Your Username
Harry likes your	patronus
Hermione thinks youre	strange
Ron imagines you	in fishnets
Fred and George want to	hug you
Draco wishes youd	visit him

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What Do These Harry Potter Characters Think About You? by soccerspaz
Name:
Year:
House:
Harry Potter	thinks you're hot and wants to bang you.
Ron Weasley	Wishes you would die at the feet of Voldemort.
Hermione Granger	Hates you because you made fun of Hagrid.
Draco Malfoy	Would like to inform you that you make him horny.
Pansy Parkinson	Says you should stay the hell away from her man.
Cho Chang	Says you are the perfect kisses.
Neville Longbottom	Says sorry 4 dropping bubotuber pus on you.
Seamus Finnigan	Asks to be your friend.
Parvati Patil	Asks you to the next possible Yule Ball.

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Yay... I win...

Thu, 08 Dec 2005 20:48:51 GMT

I got in! Yay go me... Not that its too hard or anything, but yea anyways so on Feburary 6th I am off to go work for Disney. Oh god I'm so excited. One sad thing though the day before I got accepted Blake asked me to move to Chicago with him but I know why he did that, he says he did it cause he wants me up there, but he just doesnt want me to go to Orlando he for some reason thinks he has less control over me there with no mommy to tell on me if im out all night or something.

Evil Mouse Empire!!!!

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 07:09:43 GMT

So here I am I can't sleep, just sitting up looking at stuff on-line bored as hell but I'm excited I cant wait for it to be wensday I took the day off and my mother is goin to take me up to macon to go to this presentation thing for this program they have at Disney World, its really kool if any of yall are seinors or graduated within the last 18 months and arnt ready to go to college yet but still want to move out of your parents house... you should check it out too www.disneycareerstart.com
As isabella's father calls it, I want to you for the evil mouse empire!!!

Oh yeah and oh my god im sound excited my friend travis just asked me out, I mean I knew he liked me but I thought all he was interested in was well you know, but shit I never would imagened it was like that, anyway so yay we're going to a movie on friday or saturday. go cara!

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 10:03:02 GMT

At jen's house, i cant sleep but really whats the point. so me n kevin just broke up... AGAIN... damn well that sucks i really need to return his christmass present, i could use the money to buy mommy a better present. dont get me wrong i am upset, i love kevin but he does this all the time so lets just say i think i've shed every possible tear for him and hell i give up.

just got my computer fixed today, finally i had like shit load of viruis' on it but my baby is all better now and running about 4 times as fast. YAY!

so my big mission right now is i WANT a psp and i am going to do whatever it takes to get one but yeah im sure you dont care.

right so i dont know why im on here really but i guess when all else falls in the now look to the past.

Wed, 12 Oct 2005 03:27:42 GMT

Little girl stands proud and tall
Little girl she smiles so well
That man he sees right through
That man he pushes all the buttons
That man he makes the little girl fall
The little girl she acts unfazed
first rule don't let him see
The little girl she shows no weakness
Second rule its just pain it's not real
Little girl tries to run
That man pulls her back with his invisible chain
The man locks her away
someday she will be perfect and pristine
untouched... unreal...

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 02:26:04 GMT

how can a relapse ever be worse than it was in the first place. i thought i was better why cant i just be better. i have no one. i want to die, its all too much i cant take it anymore.

Wed, 25 May 2005 06:17:29 GMT

You need friends.
You have been very lonely in your life and
people have, for one reason or another, stayed
away from you. The isolation is killing you
inside and all you want is to feel a connection
with somebody else. You now have little
self-esteem left inside and have dark thoughts
about life and relationships. However you still
have that crave of friends inside of you, even
if you won't admit that to yourself anymore.
And even if you do have a friend, you still
feel lonely because you have a hard time
letting people in since you have been isolated
so long.

What Do You Need in Your Life? [dark pics]
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Tue, 17 May 2005 21:32:41 GMT

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Cara
Birthday:	7/13/87
Birthplace:	Bennington, VT
Current Location:	Atl,GA
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	uhhh... Blond ish orange colored
Height:	5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right
Your Heritage:	hell i dont know
The Shoes You Wore Today:	none i havent left the house yet
Your Weakness:	blake
Your Fears:	spiders
Your Perfect Pizza:	Pizza is bad! too much bread, cheese, tomatoes and what every else you put on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	to be good enough for blake
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up:	time to go do the eliptical
Your Best Physical Feature:	ummmm
Your Bedtime:	bedtime? whats that?
Your Most Missed Memory:	dave
Pepsi or Coke:	neither... but if i must choose coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	eww... god no
Single or Group Dates:	single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	i dont drink ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	neither
Do you Smoke:	nope
Do you Swear:	sometimes
Do you Sing:	in the shower
Do you Shower Daily:	yup yup
Have you Been in Love:	i think so
Do you want to go to College:	yes
Do you want to get Married:	yes and i know who its going to be too
Do you belive in yourself:	uhhh
Do you get Motion Sickness:	nope
Do you think you are Attractive:	hellz no
Are you a Health Freak:	nope
Do you get along with your Parents:	yup most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms:	as long as im not outside in them
Do you play an Instrument:	i used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	every weekend
In the past month have you Smoked:	nope never have... ever,...
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	probably
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	nope oreos are bad
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no
In the past month have you been on Stage:	nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:	nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	nope
Ever been Drunk:	oh yeah
Ever been called a Tease:	nope
Ever been Beaten up:	nope
Ever Shoplifted:	yes
How do you want to Die:	quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	fashion designer, but i wouldnt have a problem with being just a house wife
What country would you most like to Visit:	london
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	brown
Favourite Hair Color:	brown or black
Short or Long Hair:	very very very short
Height:	atleast 6ft
Weight:	doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style:	comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken:	dont care as long as they arnt on any when their with me
Number of CDs I own:	doesnt matter
Number of Piercings:	not alot
Number of Tattoos:	i like them long as thier not covered in them
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	depends on what the regrets are
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

You Know You Like Harry Potter Too Much When...

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 05:21:37 GMT

you know you like Harry Potter too much when...

1. You suddenly have a burning passion for all things British

2. You look very carefully at every inch of a shopping center for any magically hidden shops

3. You sorely lament the fact that you are a Muggle and strain yourself for any signs of hidden magical power

4. You actually fly all the way to England and search King's Cross Station up and down for Platform 9 3/4 on September 1.

5. You constantly stare at the sky, hoping to glimpse an owl carrying letters

6. You wait by your mailbox all day on your eleventh birthday, waiting for you Hogwarts acceptance letter

7. You scream at the currency exchange people for not being able to change your mundane money for knuts, sickles, and galleons

8. You scower every candy store within a twenty-mile radius of your house for Chocolate Frogs so that you can collect Famous Wizard Cards

9. You call up Wizards of the Coast, certain that the above mentioned cards can be found there

10. You have begged your parents for contacts/plastic surgery/sex change operation in order to look like a main character from the series so that you can audition for the movie

11. You steal your sister's Sailor Moon light-up scepter to practice your Patronus Charm with

12. You got all your friends addicted to the series

13. You actually plan to go to/went to one of those midnight Harry Potter parties at your local bookstore on July 8 in order to be the first to own the coveted Book Four

14. Double points if you already pre-ordered the book from Amazon.com but still went to the party just to be in the "Harry atmosphere"

15. You watch old stereotypical evil-werewolf movies and boo and hiss at the director's lack of open-mindedness---after all, how does the poor, tormented, unemployed werewolf feel?

16. You find yourself doodling Harry Potter characters all over your homework @__@;; <---- (Guilty as charged)

17. You wrote to Disney's American Teacher Awards, writing a long essay of nomination for Professor Lupin

18. At the zoo, you run straight to the snake exhibit and press your face against the glass, willing the snakes to talk to you

19. You attempt to set the snakes free as a desperate last resort to prove your parselmouth-ness

20. Upon seeing large, black dogs, you either scream and run away, willing fate to save your poor, doomed self, or throw your arms around it and wail "I love you Sirius~~!!!"

21. You actually quote Dumbledore in everyday life

22. You throw Harry a birthday party on July 31 every year

23. You petition your school to include the Harry Potter series as part of the literature curriculum

24. You make allusions to Harry Potter in your AP English class essays

25. Harry Potter characters pop up in any show/video game you are watching/playing (i.e. "Hey! Malfoy looks like Dilandau!" "Doesn't Cho remind you of Rinoa?" "I think Piglet is a reincarnation of Professor Flitwick!")

26. You check every cat that crosses your path for markings in the shape of glasses around its eyes

27. You start eating lemon drops in an attempt to magicalize yourself (hey, it works for Dumbledore!)

28. You make yourself pumpkin juice and attempt to bake cauldron-shaped cakes

29. You really enjoy the chore of sweeping now because you can straddle while you sweep and pretend you're playing Quidditch

30. Your favorite colors are suddenly red and gold

31. You've discovered that the Sorting Hat song matches the tune of Gilligan's Island and sing it constantly

32. You petition your school for the inclusion of classes like "Defense Against the Dark Arts" and "Transfiguration" in the curriculum

33. You buy yourself a huge, orange cat in hopes that it will lead you to a huge, black dog

34. You travel to Romania looking for dragons (and any Weasleys that happen to be following it!)

35. You start a Weasley charity so that someday Ron will be richer than Malfoy

36. In Latin class, the teacher asks what "mal" means, and you scream "sniveling, pathetic loser!"

37. You name your three hamsters Harry, Ron, and Hermione

38. You name your three hamsters James, Sirius, and Remus

39. You refer to Voldemort as "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" and your friends know who you're talking about

40. You move to England and go house-hunting for huge, ancient manors, telling your real-estate agent that you refuse to buy any that does not have at least one house elf

Which Harry Potter Guy Will Knock You Up? by jazzedsoprano
Name/Username
Age
House
The Father	Mad Eye Moody
How/Why it happens	You're in love with each other

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